Kinks. Koils. Kurls. Kornrowed koiffs. Twists, braids laid or locks. Weaves, wefts and waves. Ponytails with pins, naps and nubs. Stretch-straightened, flat-ironed flipped. Uptight relaxed. Blonde, brown, black, blue. Highlights, henna. Blow-dried, fried or otherwise dyed. But that afro’s coming back a ya. Don’t try to touch it unless we’re making love.